Dry July: 21 Thoughts Running Through Your Head

Here are 21 thoughts we just know are running through your heads right now for the first day of Dry July.

1. No one likes being sober on Saturday night.

2. What happens on Sunday mornings when I'm not hungover?

3. Maybe I’ll start running

4. Pfft, who am I kidding

5. Maybe I’ll start doing “breakfast” on Sunday’s...

6. Where will I go?

7. I’ve actually never been sober at Sunday breakfast.

8. Will my friends think I’m weird

9. Maybe they think I’m an alcho?

10. Do I need to go to AA’s

11. OMG, I’m actually an alcoholic

12. Calm down idiot, it’s only one month

13. Nanna will be proud

14. I’ll go see her and have a brandy and dry

15. Oh sh!t I can’t drink

16. OMG I CAN’T DRINK

17. What am I going to do this weekend

18. Movies?

19. As if who goes to the movies on Saturday night.

20. Far out I’m a loser.

21. Ah well at least it’s for charity. That makes me a cool!

Seriously though folks, Dry July supports a really worthwhile charity, and if you’d like to support them (whether you drink or not), visit www.au.dryjuly.com